Mega Fauna – Guus’ secret weapon
It’s gone largely unnoticed by the media and Socceroos’ opponents, but we have a stunning revelation for Round Ball Footy fans...
Australia unveiled it’s secret attack weapon for World Cup 06 in yesterday’s kick-around against Lichtenstein:
Mega Fauna (Wombus Gigantus) – the 192cm striker Josh Kennedy – got his first cap in the Green & Gold last night. Subbed-on after half-time, he put the Socceroos in the lead for the first time in the match with a coolly-taken header.
GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL on debut!!!
Round Ball Footy is telling you: keep an eye on Mega Fauna!!
You heard it here first.
P.S. Thanks for the heads-up, Guus, you’re a legend, mate.
Mega Fauna stats:
Age: 23
Position: Striker
Squad #: 19
Height: 192cm
Weight: 84kg
Caps: 1 (And what a debut it was, you fabulous Mega Fauna!!!)
Cards: 0
Goals: 1 (100% strike rate!!!!)
Club: Dynamo Dresden
posted by Davos Owl at 10:47 AM
4 Comments:
Well, well.
After Round Ball Footy made the shock announcement that Mega Fauna was Guus' 'secret weapon', the media has finally come to the same conclusion.
Check out this story from the World Game website - does the headline 'Kennedy the secret weapon' ring any bells?
Sorry SBS, you'll have to do better than that to out-scoop the Round Ball Footy blog!!
Go Mega Fauna!!
Looks like more people are jumping on the Mega Fauna bandwagon.
Now Sydney Morning Herald have finally noticed Mega Fauna Josh Kennedy. You guys are professional journalists? Sorry boys, Round Ball Footy saw him first.
No doubt you'll see him loping around in the box against Japan. If he latches onto a few Bresha headers, it'll be glasses down, no problem.
More of Mega Fauna in the news:
Tall timber may be Cup standout
We are proud to see that The World Game website has finally come around to what the Round Ball Footy blog has been saying for ages ... Mega Fauna Kennedy is the key to the Socceroos' progress through the World Cup.
Here's what they're saying (and Round Ball Footy couldn't agree more!!)
"From nobody to World Cup game-breaker in one month - fairytales rarely stretch credibility as much as the one Josh Kennedy is living.
"Kennedy [Mega Fauna] has a simple job description - create mayhem - and he carries it out to the letter."
Read the rest of the article, Tall order for Kennedy, here.
Viva Mega Fauna!!
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