More dirty tricks from Aussie opponents

After having been the victims of pre-World Cup smear tactics by the Japanese and Brazilian management, the Croatian media have stooped even lower to try to unsettle the Socceroos ahead of the crucial Group F match.

Croatian reporters have revealed the location of V-Bomber’s Croatian summer house, implying that it will be torn to shreds should the ‘Roos achieve their destiny of continuing to take this World Cup by storm.

Is this V-Bomber's house? Don't know, not telling.

Dukes’ villa is now being guarded by police patrol.

Sorry Croatia, no cigar this time. You should have stuck with the old chestnut, ‘Oooh, help, Socceroos play nasty and they disrespect FIFA officials’ (lies, by the way). That’s worked before. We don’t think real estate is the answer to your worries this time.

Try practicing your shots on goal (I hope to hell that we are!).